Eric

Top Ten Eric Steighner Facts
1. Eric Steighner' tears cure cancer. But he is so bada$$, he has never cried. Ever.
2. Eric Steighner does not sleep. He waits.
3. Eric Steighner is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Eric Steighner is pain.
5. If you can see Eric Steighner, he can see you. If you can't see Eric Steighner, you may be only seconds away from death.
6. Eric Steighner has counted to infinity. Twice.
7. Eric Steighner does not hunt because the word hunting infers
the probability of failure. Eric Steighner goes killing.
8. Eric Steighner doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
9. Eric Steighner is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a Indian.
10. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Eric Steighner, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
11. There is no chin behind Eric Steighner' beard. There is only another fist.